Help!  My Pet Can't Write!

Hi.  My name is Lulu, and I am a nine-year-old Ragdoll cat.  A cat that cannot write. 

For years, I couldn't send greeting cards to my fellow pet friends, my vet, my pet sitter, not even to my own meowmy and paw.  I, like so many other animals, pretended not to care.  As a cat, I was just thought to be indifferent... aloof to such trivial matters as sending thank-you notes for the many birthday gifts I would receive each year.  I have never spoken publicly about this problem.  Until now.

Pets no longer need to suffer in silence!
     
5-step program to end the suffering...

With your owner's help, you can write and send cards too!  Your human parents already cater to your every whim, so dictating your greetings to them to write isn't really asking too much at all.  Trust me!

Step 1:  Pick out some cards from our Etsy shop.
Step 2:  Complete your order by having your owner(s) pay for them.
Step 3:  Sit back and relax, while we make your cards!  Have some catnip. Chew on a toy.
Step 4:  In about 5 to 10 business days, receive your order.
Step 5:  Revel in the fact that you -- and your owner(s) -- are now fully prepared to correspond with your friends and family with cards that are sure to impress, comfort, entertain, and become treasured keepsakes!

Benefits for Pets:

You get lots of benefits when your human parents order our cards!  You will have more time to play; impress other pets; have more time to snooze; have more time to eat; and get more toys. How can you get more toys?  Just think of it:  you send your meowmy or paw, master or mistress, pet sitter or friend, a greeting card, and they are so grateful that they go out and buy you a brand new catnip or chew toy!  Some kitty caviar or designer doggie biscuits!

Our in-depth scientific studies have shown that there are very few side effects to sending our cards.  The main side effect appears to be adjusting to all of the attention that your card recipient will be lavishing on you.  Yes, you deserve all of the fuss, but try not to let on that you know you deserve it.  (If you are a dog, I imagine this will be difficult to do.  Meow!)

Benefits for Humans:
      

• The multi-dimensional benefit of sending a smile to your recipient.  Because no matter if the occasion is a happy or a sad one, we always smile (sometimes just on the inside) when we find out that someone is thinking of us... that someone wants to share our joy, or comfort us during sorrow... that someone cares. 
  
  
• Shop for cards from the convenience of home.  In your comfy slippers. (We can't officially endorse shopping from your cubicle at work, but if you must, please feel free to kick off your shoes and get comfy!)
  
  
• No rude shoppers trying to read the exact same card you are reading, violating your personal space.
  
  
• No standing in a store, staring aimlessly at cards, wondering if you have any postage stamps at home, or if you can "borrow" one from the office.
  
  
• No lines at the checkout.  And no worries that your other purchases, like that tube of toothpaste and the bottle of astringent, might leak onto the cards in your shopping bag.
  
  
• No more gas.  No need to drive your car to visit a card store.  As for the other kind of gas, we actually can't guarantee an end to that...um...issue. 
  
  

I no longer suffer in silence!  And I have a steady job now!
 
I liked this idea of my meowmy's so much, that I bought the company.  Well, actually I didn't, but I am the Chief Feline Officer of Pet Scribbles.  I hope to serve as an inspiration to other pets who are trying to quickly rise up the corporate ranks at their own jobs.  Truth be told, this is my very first job, and I got it just because my meowmy is my boss!  But how is that any different from so many other CFOs?  Meow!

If you have any questions, please feel free to e-mail me at lulu@petscribbles.com. 

Meowst Sincerely,

Little Princess Lulu, CFO
Pet Scribbles LLC